things

May 5th

Anticipating another rubbish day of disappointing grades and failed modules and loneliness and sitting by myself pondering what the actual point of anything is.How sad.

Might have to watch 500 days of summer again (for the 3rd time this week) as I think it is the only thing that instills me with joy. (That, and food)

Birthday

all taken on my sophis new iphone (that I don't have the faintest idea how to use). Love to these babes for keeping me happy even when r.munbz decided he couldn't make an appearance xxxx

I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir

Because I'm not myself, you see

For my birthday

I'm getting a new camera phone...

Hahahahahahaha. I am so funny.

WELL it is May bank holiday weekend once more, and unfortunately I haven't danced around any may poles or frolicked with spring lambs or anything, what a travesty. It is nearly my birthday which means I am supppperrr excited and it also is the start of a NEW month which is always nice. (Also means ROBIN is finally coming home from Spain!) I leave with you with some of April's highlights and toast a lonely malibu and coke with myself to a superb new month. Auf Wiedersehen, Goodnight.

oh it is late and I am tired

ziggy played guitar

So Josh has just bought a Bowie jumper from Topman, this has quite literally depressed me. Not least because if Josh has got one then how many more lunatics out there have got the same jumper, and, like Josh, not have the faintest idea who he is. (Sorry, Josh mentioned he knows him from a feature on an episode of 'Glee') Its like when people buy Metallica t-shirts because they've heard 'Whisky in the Jar' and think they're mad.
P.S Not dissing Glee, I think it is magical.

Anyway aside from this, this whole scenario has reminded me of my love for David Bowie- Musician: Actor: Fashion icon: Legend.

David Bowie: The only man alive who can make a camel toe sexy...

the tale of the three brothers and my over active imagination

I am so excited for this. I am going to comment about everything thats not done right allllllll the way through it (even though I will secretly think it is amazing). I just think they have their emphasis all wrong in the Deathly Hallows. Its not supposed to be about the fighting it is SUPPOSED to be about Harrys inner emotional journey. I mean, how could you not cry reading this?..:

'But they were not living, thought Harry: They were gone. The empty words could not disguise the fact that his parents' moldering remains lay beneath snow and stone, indifferent, unknowing. And tears came before he could stop them, boiling hot and then instantly freezing on his face, and what was the point of wiping them off or pretending? He let them fall, his lips pressed hard together, looking down at the thick snow hiding from his eyes the place where the last of Lily and James lay, bones now, surely, or dust, not knowing or caring that their living son stood so near, his heart still beating, alive because of their sacrifice and close to wishing, at this moment, that he was sleeping under the snow with them.'

Can't continue on with this post because I feel like a crazed twilight fan or like a 'trekky' or something and I must keep some street cred if I'm ever going to get away with suggesting a harry potter bar crawl....a harry potter 21st birthday party.... a harry potter..wedding??

[p.s.....!!!!!!!]

I must not be

a pretentious blogger.

I don't think I have it in me to be a pretentious blogger. It makes me cringe too much. I'm cringing right now.
So I like cosmopolitan and watching channel 4 and eating meat, what is WRONG with that?!

Get a Big Mac down yerselves you LOONS.
(and stop pretending to like coffee)